I LOVE SUGAR!!

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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fraprucan:

"Gay. Bi. Straight, Asexual. Long ago, the sexualities lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Heteros attacked. Only the Pansexuals, master of all sexualities, could stop them.”

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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mr-radical:

fuckpalpitoad:

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT

im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE

bonnsexuality:

sam-cortland:

Never apologize for your fluency in english.
If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english.
Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english.
Be proud of your mother tongue.
Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.

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mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

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im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

chronobreakers:

things that are ok to remove from a post when reblogging

  • unnecessary comments like “omg” “thisss” “THIS” etc etc
  • “ ☯✞ Follow for more Soft Grunge ✞☯ ” variants

things that ARE NOT ok to remove from a post when reblogging

  • the artist/OP’s comments
  • the source of where it came from

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

zevranarinais:

People who go on baby name sites

  • Expecting parents
  • Gamers naming their rpg characters
  • Writers

turntechdestiel:

people complaining about female thor messing with northern mythology obviously hasn’t realized that loki and thor were never brothers in mythology either. in fact, loki was actually odin’s brother. loki also turned himself into a female horse, bred with a stallion and gave birth to an eight-legged horse named sleipnir. marvel never covered that one, did they

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

mens-rights-activia:

Bisexual people and Pansexual people are not accessories for your shitty ass three way fantasies

nepetalast:

sheyna-sterling:

pissy-little-aquarius:

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

is this a new thing to you